The Walmart Sheriff

I was shopping in Walmart one day when, as I walked down the aisles, I stopped to check out a product on the shelf. A woman in a motorized shopping cart was heading straight toward me. I was minding my own business, but she didn’t seem to care if anyone was in her way. If I hadn’t moved at the last second, she would have hit me. I looked at her and said, “You’re lucky I’m not the sheriff of Walmart cuz you'd be in a lot of trouble. If it were up to me, ma’am, I’d take your license away so you couldn’t drive that thing anymore.” She just looked at me without saying a word.

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